So I put this donut out in the courtyard, right. And I thought surely the first person to see that sucker was gonna take it, but no. Then I decided to take a piece of paper and write "eat me" on it, and for sure some hungry kid would snatch it up, but yet again, no. so you know, it looked a little something like this. actually it was just a plain glazed donut, but this looked more fun, and you get the idea.
So after like 20 minutes, which felt like hours, and no one taking this precious donut, I gave up my efforts and ate that delicious,chewy, dough-ring (see below)